Remember those old jokes based around chickens crossing the road? Here are a few!
Why did the chicken cross the road?
To get to the other side.
Why did the chicken cross the playground?
To get to the other slide.
Why did the dinosaur cross the road?
Because chickens weren't invented yet.
Can U post me s'more?
Wednesday, 8 June 2011
Wednesday, 18 May 2011
Joke of the week
Once there was a jazz drummer named Buddy Rich.
The day he was admitted to hospital, the nurse asked him,
"Is there anything you're allergic to?"
He said,
"Yes, country and western music." :P
The day he was admitted to hospital, the nurse asked him,
"Is there anything you're allergic to?"
He said,
"Yes, country and western music." :P
Tap Trouble
Grab a piece of sticky tape, some scissors and a pin and play a prank on your bro or sis! Head to the bathroom with some clear Sellotape and stick it where water comes out of your tap. Punch a hole at the side farthest away from you. Next time someone washes their hands they'll get sprayed with tap water. Hello housework!
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