Once there was a jazz drummer named Buddy Rich.
The day he was admitted to hospital, the nurse asked him,
"Is there anything you're allergic to?"
He said,
"Yes, country and western music." :P
Grab a piece of sticky tape, some scissors and a pin and play a prank on your bro or sis! Head to the bathroom with some clear Sellotape and stick it where water comes out of your tap. Punch a hole at the side farthest away from you. Next time someone washes their hands they'll get sprayed with tap water. Hello housework!